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iheartchaos: Is it possible that Michael Cera is really Hitler’s mother? Not only possible, but very likely. Here’s how it might have happened: Knowing he’s about to lose the war, Hitler gets in his time machine, goes back into the past and kidnaps his mother when she’s a teenager. He then goes into the future, disguises her as a guy and has her established as America’s premiere quirky teen actor. It gives her both cover and a public presence, so that when she eventually gives birth to the future Führer, people won’t think the child is anything but sweet and innocent, because her “father” is the lovable Michael Cera. Hitler’s mother’s name? Klara. Klara… Cera.  COINCIDENCE?  Via Via I Heart Chaos Zoom

iheartchaos:

Is it possible that Michael Cera is really Hitler’s mother?

Not only possible, but very likely. Here’s how it might have happened: Knowing he’s about to lose the war, Hitler gets in his time machine, goes back into the past and kidnaps his mother when she’s a teenager. He then goes into the future, disguises her as a guy and has her established as America’s premiere quirky teen actor. It gives her both cover and a public presence, so that when she eventually gives birth to the future Führer, people won’t think the child is anything but sweet and innocent, because her “father” is the lovable Michael Cera. Hitler’s mother’s name? Klara. Klara… Cera. 

COINCIDENCE? 

Via


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