Is it possible that Michael Cera is really Hitler’s mother?
Not only possible, but very likely. Here’s how it might have happened: Knowing he’s about to lose the war, Hitler gets in his time machine, goes back into the past and kidnaps his mother when she’s a teenager. He then goes into the future, disguises her as a guy and has her established as America’s premiere quirky teen actor. It gives her both cover and a public presence, so that when she eventually gives birth to the future Führer, people won’t think the child is anything but sweet and innocent, because her “father” is the lovable Michael Cera. Hitler’s mother’s name? Klara. Klara… Cera.
COINCIDENCE?
Omg Kelly Kate is my friend :/
To celebrate the New Year, this woman pissed out the window of a moving bus
From Kelly Kate’s Tumblr: “HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEARS ASSHOLES, I JUST PEED OUT THE WINDOW OF A MOVING BUS.”
And that’s what 2012 is going to be all about.
(Source: iheartchaos)
George Mason University’s Green Machine marching band plays Rage Against the Machine’s “Killing in the Name” and they crush it.
SantaCon 2011 breaks the world record for the most naked Santas in one place (Probably SFW)
It looks like all the Santa and Mrs. Santa naughty bits have been covered, but watch at your own discretion. And don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out on Christmas Eve or no Santa dick for you.
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Time lapse of a pointillism ink portrait made with 3.2 million dots
Watch artist Miguel Endara complete a portrait of his father entitled “Hero” with 3.2 million little ink dots. The style is called pointillism and it’s one of my favorite styles to work in. Doing something like this one tiny dot at a time offers a real sense of intimacy with the finished product.
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Ninja squirrel vs. stoners
So apparently this guy heard a noise outside in his trashcan and went to go investigate and he found… FUCKING NINJA SQUIRRELS
Submitted by Delsyd
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